De essentie van religies

Ik ken ze pas sinds gisteren en wellicht zijn ze jullie allen bekend, maar ik wilde het je niet onthouden. Briljant vind ik zelf.

Taoism ------------------------- Shit happens.
Confucianism ----------------- Confucius say, "Shit happens" .
Calvinism ---------------------- Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Buddhism --------------------- If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Seventh Day Adventist ------ No shit on Saturdays.
Zen ------------------------------ What is the sound of shit happening?
Hedonism ---------------------- There's nothing like good shit happening.
Hinduism ---------------------- This shit happened before.
Mormon ------------------------ This shit is going to happen again.
Islam --------------------------- If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Moonies ----------------------- Only happy shit really happens.
Stoicism ----------------------- This shit is good for me.
Protestantism ---------------- Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism ------------------- If shit happens, you deserve it.
Hare Krishna ---------------- Shit happens rama rama ding ding.
Judaism ---------------------- Why does this shit always happen to us?
Zoroastrianism ------------- There's good shit and there's bad shit.
Atheism ---------------------- I don't believe this shit.
Existentialism --------------- What is shit anyway?
Nihilism ---------------------- No shit!
Rastafarianism ------------- Let's roll it up and smoke this shit.


posted by Yoka at 11/04/2002 06:36:00 PM